Welcome to the vault of wunderbar!
The repository of radness!
A hot bed of holy moly!
Come in.
Make yourself at home.
These metaphorical shelves hold big magics.
So take a peek.
Snag what you love.
Watch the awesome happen.
remember your awesome
Created in a secret lab deep beneath the city of Bucharest*, Remembering Through Resonance is 42 minutes of magic musics that exorcises suck + amps up creativity + invokes radical clarity. So delicious you’ll probably want to marry it.
*Ok. This was actually created in Cincinnati. But if you happen to have a secret lab hidden in the subterranean tunnels of Bucharest, call me.
save yourself from stabbiness
The holidays are hard. It’s like they’re magnets for suck. I can’t solve all your holiday woes. But I can make the season suck a lot less. Behold the Don’t Lose Your Shit kit!
Packed with a huge pile of super strength mojo. Loved + celebrated by a gaggle of adoring fans. And now back just in time for the holidays. You’re welcome.
most expensive fruit bowl ever
They look like Madonna’s bra. They sound like amazeballs. We’re talkin’ singing bowls, baby. Why should you care about these high-priced hunks of aural hawtness?
How about fabulous flights of flow + crazy fits of creativity + astonishing conjurations of genius for starters? Go on. Dig in. Like a virgin… Touched for the very first time…
If you snag something and don’t totally love it, just get in touch. We’ll talk + make it right. Don’t sweat it, awesomesauce.
