golden hunks of hawtness

In the immortal words of KISS

You wanted the best! You got the best!

Welcome to the crème de la crème of singing bowls.

Totally top shelf.
Ethically sourced.
Packed full of kapow.

Dig bowls?
You’re in for a serious treat, fabulousness.

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under the sea

size: 6 1/4” diameter/2” deep
tones: B (gong)/C (singing)
age: 200 – 250 years old
price: $250

description:
In high school I had a girlfriend who was obsessed with The Little Mermaid. Which meant she made me sit through that movie about eleventy billion times. That totally sucked.

This bowl feels full of gorgeous water-ey goodness. And that doesn’t suck. Not even a little.

When I play this bowl, it’s like someone is massaging my head + heart into this fabulous ooh-ey goo-ey state. I get ridiculously calm + feel cool as cucumber.

It’s like being at the beach. Minus the Speedos + sand stuck in your crotch.

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princess grace

size: 7 1/4” diameter/2 1/2” deep
tones: E (gong)/B (singing)
age: 250 – 300 years old
price: $325 SOLD

description:
This bowl reminds me of Grace Kelly, who was married to the Prince of Monaco. A real life princess! They referred to her as Her Serene Highness.

This bowl is a lot like that.

Stately. Regal. Serene.

There’s just something about this nugget that leaves me feeling extra awed when I hang out with it. I feel like I should stand up whenever it enters the room.

It just feels + sounds completely epic.

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candy dish

size: 4 1/2” diameter/2 1/4” deep
tones: F# (gong)/G (singing)
age: 150 – 200 years old
price: $150 SOLD

description:
This bowl feels super energizing to me.

Kind of like candy.

But without the manic panic + sucktastic sugar crash. It’s the perfect bowl to keep close. Ready to infuse some shazam! when you need it.

Plus it won’t rot your teeth.

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perfect 10

size: 6 1/2” diameter/3 1/8” deep
tones: G# (gong)/C# (singing)
age: 300 – 350 years old
price: $450 SOLD

description:
This bowl is absosmurfly exquisite.

Drop dead gorgeous. Inside and out. A total perfect ten.

And it sings forevah. I lost count at two minutes. Completely bananas!

This is the bowl you’ve always wanted + never thought you could have. Until now.

I don’t toss around words like museum quality much. But this gorgeousness is easily in the top 2% of all the bowls I’ve ever seen. Cross my heart.

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big gulp

size: 7” diameter/3 1/2” deep
tones: A (gong)/A (the next octave up) (singing)
age: 250 – 300 years old
price: $350

description:
This bowl is a total rockstar, complete with a serious surplus of swoon.

If you were at 7-11, this crown jewel would be the Super Big Gulp – 64 ounces of unadulterated awesome.

This bowl has a full voice that covers a full octave. Which makes sense. Because when I play it I can feel the awesome just stretching out forever.

If you need your awesome stretched, snag this.

‘Nuff said.

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john bowltrane

size: 8 7/8” diameter/3 1/2” deep
tones: C (gong)/G (singing)
age: 250 – 300 years old
price: $450

description:
Playing this bowl makes me think of A Love Supreme.

Its mojo is deep + calming.

Then the sound starts to shimmer + soar, approaching something totally transcendent.

And for a big bowl, this one is extra easy to hold + play for a long time. Which, of course, you’ll feel completely compelled to do.

This bowl is a bottomless well of cool.

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baby buddha

size: 9” diameter/4 3/8” deep
tones: G (gong)/D (singing)
age: 250 – 300 years old
price: $525

description:
The first thwack of this gorgeous nugget evoked a spontaneous stream of celebratory swearing.

And this bowl immediately reminded me of the Laughing Buddha. (Which might make the aforementioned swearing slightly inappropriate.)

It sounds Buddha-ey, too.

Huge. Rooted. Ridiculously calming.

After a few seconds of playing this hawtness, my belly automagically expanded + I took this biiiiiiiiiig deep breath. And it felt awesome.

After two minutes, I felt like I’d just had a full night of the best sleep ever.

If you want big + deep + wow, snatch this bowl.

Just watch the swearing.

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