teletastical archive-ishness

please hold while i access your awesome...Teletastics are monthly telephonic shindigs, served up to help you amp up the shazam in your shizzle.

Steady support that supercharges you so that you can bring your gorgeous work to the world in a way that, you know, works.

Attracting the right people.
Marketing without tears.
Magnifying your mojo.
Making plenty of cash.
And feeding your hell yeah! at the same time.

Consider these calls regular rap sessions for ruffians who get totally narcoleptic in the face of business-as-usual blahblah + place a high priority on doing things their way + still want to make bank.

Every exquisitely packaged nugget of telewow includes a recording of the call + fiendishly attractive PDF + other surprises that make unicorns look completely meh.

Grab past teletastics below.
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Love Letter Marketing | $24

teletastic #1Fab facets:

  • Why dropping bombs + Illuminati initiations are total bullshit and bad for business
  • Write them a love letter – an exquisite + effective alternative to the meh and the ack
  • How I filled my high end consulting practice with love letter marketing without having a launch or even a sales page
  • High risk/high reward (aka What to do when you feel like throwing up)
  • The real potential for your marketing (and why everyone usually misses it)

You’ll leave knowing:

  • Exactly what love letter marketing is + why it rocks
  • The nitty gritty of how to do it beautifully
  • The essential elements of a good (and effective) love letter
  • When love letter marketing is a bad idea
  • The one thing you should nevereverever say in a love letter

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The Marketing 101 Class You Never Got (But Totally Should’ve) | $24

teletastic #2Fab facets:

  • Getting clear on your marketing story (and why it’s totally essentialpants)
  • The impossibility of dual citizenship (aka You can’t be in two places at once)
  • The one (and only) thing that keeps you from stepping out + marketing your thing the way you really want to
  • Telling Mr. False Dichotomyface to fuck off
  • Reality check: why fear-based marketing is abusive
  • The plague of launch fatigue + how to avoid it
  • What marketing really is + why grokking this changes everything

You’ll leave knowing:

  • A foolproof test to check for + short circuit twisty marketing
  • How to stop second guessing yourself + resist the pull of the dark side
  • The quickest road to freedom with marketing (and everything else)
  • One super smart marketing question that will always steer you straight
  • How to create an über personalized, crazy effective magic lens that brings all of your fuzzy marketing bits in fahhhbulous focus

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No-Bullshit Branding For Beautiful Souls | $24

teletastic #3Fab facets:

  • Why branding is tricksy + essential (and why the word branding makes me laugh out loud)
  • The worst branding advice ever (that you hear all the time)
  • A new way to look at branding that’ll completely change how you see it + rock it
  • The important (and almost always overlooked) role of lineage
  • Why you should brand like Batman
  • Lady Gaga as the patron saint of branding (and why this could totally save your ass)

You’ll leave knowing:

  • What branding is + isn’t (in language real people actually understand)
  • The big branding myths that you need to ditch, like, yesterday
  • Three crazy critical components of BOOM-ey branding
  • The easiest + most effective way to build your own gorgeous brand
  • The matchless mojo of coherence + how to conjure it in your business

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Reaching Resonant Ruffians (aka Audience Awesomization 101) | $24

teletastic #4Fab facets:

  • Fuck demographics – why this (almost) never matters
  • The matchless magic of magnets + ejection seats
  • Grokking the gorgeous orbits of your business
  • The most effective + fabulous way to build an awesomepants audience for your magnum opus
  • Does size matter? Real talk about numbers
  • Why I’ll never “niche down”

You’ll leave knowing:

  • The three delicious elements you need to build BOOM!-tastic relationships with your tribe
  • How to love your people up at every level
  • The universal temptation that you should absosmurfly avoid
  • The one metric you should be obsessively tracking (and it’s not what you think)
  • Why getting this audience thing right makes your marketing a million times easier
  • A freakishly simple way to grow your audience that most people miss
  • The thing nobody ever tells you about building an audience that you totally need to know

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The Un-Secret Superhero Clinic | $24

teletastic #5Fab facets:

  • The most important cornerstone ever + why you might be missing it
  • The reason people keep struggling with the same business problems (and why moving the furniture around isn’t the fix)
  • Why you can safely burn the blueprints + say fuck off to the formulas
  • The mojo of total coherence + why it’s magnetic to your audience
  • Using the best compass your business has + course correcting when you’re in left field
  • Why knowing your superpower smoothes out your marketing snags (including a snooze-ey response from your people)
  • Superpowers + bigness + soul stuff

You’ll leave knowing:

  • How to decode your own gorgeous superpower
  • The only reason you’re ever confused in your business + the one question that invokes instant clarity (every. single. time.)
  • The way to conjure + sustain superconductive momentum in your work (and your life and your relationships and… and…)
  • The most delicious + effective way to prioritize projects + evaluate opportunities
  • How to build a shazam-ey foundation for your beautiful business
  • The magic of capes + why they’re really not optional
  • Who you really are + why this superpower thing is mission-critical + how grokking it totally changes everything

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Unfuck Your Money Mojo | $24

teletastic #6Fab facets:

  • Step one to making more scratch
  • Three money stories that fuck you up baaaaaad
  • The orbits of your business + why grokking them means more moolah
  • Your money lineage (and why this is the most important thing you’re probably ignoring)
  • How I set my rates + why I think most advice on this subject is bullshit
  • The hawtest money aha! I’ve had all year
  • Coherence + creating perfect containers

You’ll leave knowing:

  • The biggest money ooops! that I see all the time + how to avoid it
  • How to shift your funky money shizzle in 30 days
  • The best + worst reasons to raise your rates
  • The real problem with high prices* + how to fix it

    *Hint: It’s not the number, magicface.

  • The direct + gorgeous + wildly effective link between your superpowers + your bank account
  • How to conjure coherence (inside + out) on the money front
  • The crazy useful question you can ask to get crystal clear on money schtuff every single time

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Completely Kapowified Copywritng | $24

teletastic #7Fab facets:

  • What copy is + isn’t (and why grokking this matters like crazy)
  • Where most ruffians totally fuck up their copy + how to keep your words hawt haus
  • Why writing copy + dating are basically the same thing (and the pile of problems this AHA! automagically solves)
  • The worst copywriting advice you’ll ever get + why you should nevereverever follow it
  • Hiring a copywriter – yea, nay or sashay, shantay?
  • How much is too much? the debate about short + long copy-ishness
  • Why making it easy for people to say no to your thing is the smartest shizz you can do in your copy
  • Transmitting you-ness – the un-secret sauce of shazam-ey copy (and why you should probably ignore your mom on this one

You’ll leave knowing:

  • Four mission critical questions you need to answer in every nugget of copy you write
  • The most effective + shazam-ey way to answer those questions that evokes maximum yes-ness
  • The best guide for always having a gorgeous + coherent flow to your copy
  • Three questions you can ask yourself to conjure kapowified copy again + again + again
  • How to transmit your you-ness (when everyone is telling you not to)
  • The way to boot writer’s block in the bollocks + maintain your BOOM!
  • relieving the ubiquitous dear-gawd-it’s-time-to-write-copy ack! (without booze, Xanax or ugly crying jags)
  • what conjuring coherent copy looks like + why it’s essentialpants

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Pow! Pow! Pricing | $24

teletastic #8Fab facets:

  • The orbits of your business + their direct link to pricing your shizzle
  • Common pricing games you seriously shouldn’t play
  • When + where + why you should feel a little tense about your prices
  • Right pricing as a critical part of conjuring coherence
  • The value of things that seem intangible (but totally aren’t)
  • Two radically different perspectives on pricing + how to switch seats
  • The relationship between pricing + resonance (and how to tell when it’s right)
  • What’s readiness + responsibility got to do with it? (Hint: everything)

You’ll leave knowing:

  • The one thing you absolutely have to grok before you can really price your shazam
  • Why pulling prices out of thin air is an expensive strategy + what to do instead
  • The usual spots where people get in their shit about pricing + the appropriate antidotes for each
  • A step-by-step way to set your prices that works for everything (no calculator required)
  • How to put a price on your superpower (for real)
  • A hawt haus navigational tool that pretty much solves all your pricing problems
  • Why the blahblahblah-repeated-everywhere advice of “don’t trade time for money” might be fucking up your cash flow, like, whoa

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