
the gist:
Face-to-face at my place. Aural alchemy + accelerated strategy. The kind of transformation that can only happen when you dive into retreat-mode + dig down to the roots.
the goal:
Big kettledrum breakthroughs. Epiphanies like BOOM. A plan you can run with. Milestones you actually want to make happen.
the goods:
- A morning-to-night experience with me in beautiful Cincinnati (home of Peter Frampton, Bootsy Collins and a real life castle. Not to brag or anything.)
- Some special sonic vroom sessions with an optional-but-warmly-welcomed special guest performance from you. We’ll create an improvised symphony that paints a perfect picture of precisely what’s percolating at the invisible, interior levels of your life + work. (Did I mention you get to bang things?)
- A series of strategic sorcery convos to help you ramp up the revenue, rebrand the website, hire the intern, shed the suck, rip up the five-year plan (but clarify your legacy), launch the unlaunchable and love every minute.
- The chance to chat with your personal superheroes, channel dead rockstars, explore the subtle (and not-so-subtle) energy shifts that bring everything into alignment + get you riotously pumped about your life purpose + work.
the glee factor:
You’ll get to thwack gongs, hold imaginary business meetings in your head, consume criminal amounts of fudge and write it off as a business expense.
the groove sauce:
Punk rock is about fixing what doesn’t work. Making radical changes. Smashing old beliefs. Bullshit DOWN. Volume UP. Total freedom + full-on permission to be + do YOU.
the green stuff:
$3,500 per day
Two-day minimum/three-day maximum
the go sign:
If we’ve worked together in the past, and our chemistry is like, whoa – give me a shout in the box below. I’ll be in touch. We’ll make magic.
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